With the Presidential inauguration nearly upon us, we’re all focusing our attention on the White House as President Obama gets ready to move out and President-Elect Trump gets ready to move in. So of course the question foremost in my mind is “What about chickens at the White House?” A natural progression of thought, right?
Amazingly, there’s a dearth of
information on the topic. For instance,
when I Google, “Chicken White House” I get a lot of results for the “White House Chicken” restaurant chain. That’s
followed by some fried chicken recipes by various former residents of the White
House. And then there are a few articles
where the writer thinks that the White House is displaying cowardice. Which brings up the question, “Why did
‘chicken’ come to mean the same thing as ‘coward’?” The person who created that meaning for the
word never met my brave little rooster, Emile!
Anyway, I challenged myself to
uncover what I could regarding Presidential chickens, and was eventually able
to uncover a pretty sizable trove of material about White House pets, but
unfortunately, only a paltry bit of information about White House
chickens. But here goes.
First, let’s just say that
Presidents are big on dogs. Almost all
modern Presidents brought dogs with them when they entered the White
House. One of the two exceptions was
President Clinton who had only Socks the cat when he assumed the
Presidency. He’d had dogs when he was
growing up, though, and while he was President, Buddy the Labrador retriever
joined the Clinton family circle. The
other recent President who was dogless, and in fact petless, when he entered
the White House was President Obama. The
endearing story that circulated at that time, you will recall, was that he
promised his daughters that they could have a puppy when they moved to the
White House. They had to use care in choosing
a dog since Malia suffered from allergies, but eventually Bo, the Portuguese
water dog, a hypoallergenic breed, came to live at the White House. Bo was joined later by Sunny, also a
Portuguese water dog.
When First Lady Michele Obama established
a large vegetable garden and a beehive on the south lawn of the White House,
there was speculation that the next logical step would be to add some backyard
chickens. White House chef, Bill Yosses,
was asked about chickens. “I don’t see
it,” he replied. He went on to say “I
would love it. But there's so much
scrutiny in the White House, it has to be something [unprovocative], like a
garden. It's jaw-dropping isn't it? We
live in a warped world." The
garden, in fact, caused a kerfuffle all by itself as various interest groups
debated whether the garden should be organic or conventional. Chickens, Mr. Yosses pointed out, live for a
long time after they stop laying eggs.
No doubt there would be people opposed to chickens getting a free ride
at the White House if they weren’t producing anything for the White House
table. And, of course, killing and
eating the chickens would be a public relations disaster. Then there are animal rights groups who would
be opposed from the get-go to the whole concept of keeping confined animals.
Apparently, things being what
they currently are, chickens at the White House have too much potential for
generating controversy and might not be a reality any time soon. We have to go back to a simpler time to find
the last instance of chickens residing at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. The simpler time, in the case of Presidential
chickens, was World War One, and the President was Woodrow Wilson. To set an example for the contributions to the
war effort that could take place on the home front, First Lady Edith Wilson
instituted fuel and food conservation measures like meatless Mondays and
wheatless Wednesdays. Then the Wilsons
took it to the next level by adding a flock of backyard chickens and a flock of
sheep grazing the White House lawn. The
chickens proved to be entirely uncontroversial in that era, and the sheep were
actually a huge hit with the American public.
Each year when the sheep were sheared, the White House put the wool up
for auction to raise money for the Red Cross.
The 1918 sale raised $30,000 and the 1919 auction raised an amazing $52,823—an
average of $1,000 a pound. It still
holds the record for the most expensive wool ever sold.
The Woodrow Wilson flock grazes on the White House Lawn (Library of Congress) |
The President prior to
President Wilson was President William Howard Taft. President Taft didn’t have chickens or sheep,
but there was Pauline Wayne, a
Wisconsin Holstein dairy cow, grazing on the White House lawn. Pauline, or Miss Wayne, as she was referred
to by the press, provided milk for President Taft and other residents of the
White House. It could be argued that
Miss Wayne was more popular than President Taft. Her picture appeared often in newspapers, and
the Washington Post interviewed her regularly.
For example, in a November 4, 1910 Post article, she was asked her opinion
on America's obsession with celebrities like herself. "I have been much amused, and I confess,
rather bored by the omnipresent photographers," she stated,
"Civilization has developed so many irritating conditions." Apparently cows could talk in those days.
Miss Wayne, the Taft cow (Library of Congress) |
And prior to President Taft
was Teddy. President Theodore Roosevelt,
larger than life in every respect, didn’t disappoint when it came to White
House animals, either. Yes, there were
chickens! Two of them—a hen and a
rooster. Then there were, by one
accounting, ten dogs, two cats, five guinea pigs, two ponies, a lizard, several
snakes, a couple of rats, a bear, a rabbit, a badger, a pig, a hyena, and a
barn owl. During the Roosevelt
Presidency, ponies were seen wandering the hallways of the White House, and the
snakes interrupted at least one cabinet meeting. Each animal had its backstory, and I’m sure
the President would entertain his friends with those stories given half a
chance.
For example, there was the
story of Josiah the badger. In 1903, the
President took an eight-week trip by train through the western States. It was a chance for him to meet the people
and a chance for the people to see the President in this pre-television and
radio era. One of his stops was in
Sharon Springs, Kansas, and it was there that a group of children presented him
with a baby badger. The President was
quite pleased with the badger, personally hand-fed him potatoes and milk, and
showed him off to all the children at subsequent stops. By the time the train returned to Washington,
he had also acquired two bears, a lizard, a horned toad and a horse. Not all of those animals ended up taking up
residence at the White House, but Josiah the badger did. Josiah would cavort on the White House lawn
with the Roosevelt children and dogs and became a personal favorite of
Roosevelt’s son Archie. Unfortunately, Josiah
developed the bad habit of leg biting.
Since Archie often carried the badger around, Roosevelt wrote that he suggested
to Archie “that it would be uncommonly disagreeable if he took advantage of
being held in the little boy’s arms to bite his face; but this suggestion was
repelled with scorn as an unworthy assault on the character of Josiah. ‘He
bites legs sometimes, but he never
bites faces,’ said the little boy.”
As Josiah got older and larger
he became more problematic. In addition
to digging large holes in the White House lawn, he also "constantly gnawed
into any leg within reach of [his] teeth, occasionally drawing blood,"
according to one observer. Unhappily,
Josiah was eventually sent to live at the Bronx zoo.
Josiah the badger sits on Archie Roosevelt's lap and does not bite his face (Library of Congress) |
Not much information remains
regarding the two chickens. The rooster
had only one leg. We have a picture, but
his name and his story are lost in the mists of time. The hen’s name was Baron Spreckels – an
unusual name for a hen, for sure. No
other information remains about Baron Spreckels, but I have some theories about her name. First, I suggest that she was named for a
real person – Roosevelt was fond of naming his animals after his
contemporaries. The guinea pigs, for
instance, were Admiral Dewey, Bishop Doane, Dr. Johnson, Father O'Grady, and
Fighting Bob Evans. Second, I propose that
she was a speckled hen – President Roosevelt was fond of puns. Finally, I suggest that she was named for Claus
Spreckels, a kingpin in the sugar industry, who was one of a group of financial
and an industrial capitalists referred to as the “Robber Barons.” Have I hit the mark on any of this? I don’t know—it’s mere spreckulation on my
part. (Sorry.)
The Roosevelt one-legged rooster. His name is lost to history. (Library of Congress) |
So there it is, a Randy’s
Chicken Blog post where animal stories are abundant but the chicken tales are short. What can I say? Most of the people we’ve elected to lead us
apparently were not chicken people. Or
if there were chickens, those who record history have not seen fit to chronicle
their stories. If you were hoping for a
story about flocks of happy hens flapping their wings in the East Wing, well,
so was I. Sorry. I guess I’ll have to
file this one under “Wild Esoterica.”
And finally, what about
President-Elect Trump? Will there be
chickens in the Trump White House? My
prognostication is “no.” Will there be
animals? Like President Obama, President
Trump will be entering the White House with no pets. However a Palm Beach philanthropist and Trump
family friend has already offered up a nine-week-old Goldendoodle puppy. So my guess is that while White House
chickens may not be a reality, White House animals, as in the past, will
continue to flourish in the future.
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